people should put their names to their words, if they mean anything.
recovering from malaria.
now have 7 weeks of not knowing anyone in europe to look forward to.
unravelling, unravelling.
p.s. certain anonymous people have been leaving comments. strange that it comes only after i told certain people about this blog.
now have 7 weeks of not knowing anyone in europe to look forward to.
unravelling, unravelling.
p.s. certain anonymous people have been leaving comments. strange that it comes only after i told certain people about this blog.
posted by SuperDha at 2:49 am
4 Comments:
Oh.
Shaaaaaite.
Dude?
U alive?
Malaria? U serious? shiiiit. Maite. That really sux. eh? Its nnot the BbbbbBad type, i hope?
U arent gonna, like infect all of us? we can still be those 'special' friends u told me about that on time?
:-)
Oh man...
Is theeere anything at all... me being in Malta... and u being somewhere between Africa and UK.... that i can do?
Dude. Keep at it. Dont let some stupid 4th year disease get u down. We are all made of stars. Cos Moby said so.
Wow.
i wish me and Lola could call u... but this country is still in stony age... ya cant dial out of this country :-) unfortunately.
I cant pray... but... for wat its worth... my amazing supernatural superhealing powers are with ya. all the way. MuntZ dont give up.
They just keep pressing the same wrong button until the machine does.
That how we Doooz.
Yeap.
Sorry maite.
Above is a mix of concern/muntz-nezz/sentimentality/chumpniness/love and respect/Aretha Ffffranklin 'A little respect'/and always the belief that the African/UK munt can come through and overcome anything that life may throw at him.
Dude.
So.
If ya havent noticed i am using ur blog partially as my own.
wat a blog overtaker, eh?
If ya think its coz i am too lazy to set my own up - its not.
I just want to cash in on all that target audince that ur blog attracts :-)
My own wouldnt get much hits :-) But this way i feel like i am writting to the masses :-)
So.
Had my birthday.
Apparently.
I am now 23.
23 and having escaped a 'watery' b'day wake up by u and Hoon. yet again. Ha, bloody, ha!
No. Really - i missed da MuNtZ... wats up with u guys not flying over for this stellar event.
I baked a cake and everything... :-)
Even did my hair and make up :-)
wow.
Gaynesss....
Anyway - big day: rented a super-korean-super-spy-monster-road muncher- of a -car - A Kia Avella. Yap! 1.3 litres of pure grunt :-)
But. The advantage was that managed to pack 4 girls (hot, of course!) into it. and myself! - i know. i cant believe i fit into it either!
So. drove around Malta. visited 4 different beaches. then got drunk on cheap local cocktails (double jack and cock ( i mean coke) for NZ$ 2.50!!! Then had a big night in th local clubs... boooogying until 5am. Drunken stupor and sleep the nxt day.
Got chumped too - had to return the car monster at 9:30. but something woke me up at 8. so i thought it was time and didnt look at clock. Drove to car shop - it was closed. Swor profanley for 10min. Drove around... until it opned. all the time being convinced that the owner of shop was the asshole to blame!
Typical...
I blame Jack... and his double... Daniels.
Anyway. ~More shocking stories of that night will only be reveaed in persooon.
Ok.
Now.
I have to run.
And hide.
From my moonster consultaNT- he does not do ethics. At all. He said it to me himself. 'i am a suRRRRRRRgeon! I dont do ethics and psychology and stufff.'
reminded me of 'the rock' - remeber? 'have u heard 'the rocket man? - na, i dont listen to pussy shit!'
Yeap.
My boss, who i anly met after 4 weeks of ENT here... he denied treatment to a patient today... on the basis that he was in prison... just cause he believes tha criminals (we dont even know wat this guy did to get into the joint in the first place!!!) dont deserve helathcare. He reminded me of judge Dredd. - Surgeon Dredd: judge, jury, surgeon and executioner :-)
Fuck that guy.
I tried arguing with him.
But got nowhere.
It was after he agreed to do a 'nose job' on a 37 year old normal(did not reeeeally ned it) looking lady without taking ANY history or getting at least a psychological consult... that i realized... he was shit.
so.
I left.
Never, i hope to see him again.
Will tell u more stories about this man's weekedness later... i am preparing a book on the matter - titled 'I am Surrrrgeon- so SUCK IT!'
Laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrz everyone
Keep safe.
Kill any flying bastrds that look like mosquitos! they are trying to kill us all!
Gotta go and buy a life supply of 'Black flag' now.
Ilia
(and Lola - although none of the 'bad' jokes are hers)
happy birthday to u~
happy birthday to u~
happy birthday dear big bwaaaaah~
happy birthday to U~~~
happy birthday biggie biggzzzzzz
sounds like u had a fun day moight
what a shame i couldn't be there to wake u in the morning with a bucket of ice cold water.
moight so when are you leaving malta to go to seattle?
when's lola comin back?
Oh.
The bucket.
I have a hole in my bucket :-)
Life is awesome.
I killed all the mosquitos in Malta - to avenge Dha!!!
Dude - sleep easy - my world conquest and quest to destroy eveeeery motherfuckin blood suckin insect is moving along! U will be avenged :-)
Yo.
I am leaving Malta on the 30th. And Lola will be arriving in NZ in the early hours of the 2nd of October (Monday). She will be after a 48 hour flight... so will be wasted.
But i know - she would really appreciate anyone aho calls and stuff...
Both of us have missed all u kool guys.
Must run. We are doing the 'no-no' of NZ ENT surgery - a valvulaplasty for snoring, with a combined soft palate resection. I intubated this guy, who is like 5 me put together, and he had a neck of a jurassic period dinasour - i.e.- the op will not solve his problem. Gauranteed. Wats more - as we will resect his soft palate, he will add a cool symptom of nasal regurgitation to this already super-uber-kool life.
Dude - this is the Maltese way. They dont beleive all that shaaaaaite that we ghot taught about the thick neck/high BMI/ weak muscles of the upper airway... they cut out the uvula and the palate. Even though they know that they will need to revise the op in 6 months... this so kool...
I am still 'the intubator'. and have actually managed to do this monster today. he was grade 3. Wow.
Harpoooon.
Love to y'all
Ilia
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"I CANNOT CONNECT!"
--things rayji says to a girl in a bar! *do-do ching*
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